Tech Ramayana by Bill Gates

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Once When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance to listen Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning to US he wrote it in his personal Diary.


LAN,LAN ago in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.


Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs�RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana.


RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.

His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess �C�ta.

12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor.


However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.


At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he collapsed,power-less.


RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and �C�ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.


The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN- ka.


Attracted by RAM�s stature, she proposed that he marry her.


RAM, politely declined. Perceiving �C�ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by RANSISTOR�s plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha.


MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into forest.


Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM�s voice.


Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,�C�ta urged LSI-man to his brother�s aid.


Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED �C�ta from her LIBRAR and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

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